ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

shota-john-egbert:

princeofsugoi:

nepetaleigon:

yes im a fictional character yes i play video games……………………….

especially ones that kill your dad

THATS ENOUGH.

starkissu:

YES i am finally finished!!  ☆ ☆  wow im super proud of how this turned out whwhagah chokes on tears…….

vvendys:

99% of the puns/joke/pickup lines i tell my friends come from tumblr. thanks tumblr u a real homie

dotcore:

Game Boy.
by Riccardo Albertini.

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

microwaveburrito:

Listen here kid *takes a long drag from a cigarrette* ain’t nobody heard from that there Homestuck fandom in years. They say most of em went crazy afta some freak accident or some shit with clowns *smashes cigarrette under foot* I hear they all skipped town, found new fandoms…. But there’s a few mad ones left in there I tell ya, and they’ll eat your face boy if you take a one damn step near em

yasahime:

etsy fanarts

vvierd:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

amoying:

warm soda is the worst thing that can happen